Pula ta este jalnică

Are you wondering why I brought you here? I brought you here because I have a "little" problem with you and that problem is your cock! "What's the matter with my cock?" you ask. Well, the problem is it's just way too small. How do you expect to please anybody with that pathetic, tiny thing? It's laughably small and could never satisfy a woman. I'm going to take a picture of it and send it to everyone. I'll even show it to my roommate so we can laugh at it together. How can you call yourself a man with such a small cock between your legs? You're an embarrassment!