Soția mea mă convinge să nu ies din casă cu o muie spectaculoasă

I DECIDE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF MY WIFE, BECAUSE SHE FIGHTS A LOT AND WE NO LONGER UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER, THIS IS HOW I PACK MY SUITCASE AND WHEN I LEAVE THE HOUSE, SHE BEGS ME NOT T